"After all I’ve done for this Govt, it’s baffling that they haven’t rewarded me with at least a knighthood for services to holding miserably medioc
“After all I’ve done for this Govt, it’s baffling that they haven’t rewarded me with at least a knighthood for services to holding miserably mediocre ministers to account.”
Lord Sugar snapped back: “Knights are a very elite circle of people.
“The problem is your head is so far up in the clouds the queen would not be able to tap you with the sword, she may be tempted to ram it where the sun does not shine.
“An anagram of Sir Piers Morgan is Orgasm Inspirer.”
Since then the pair have continued to make small jokes at one another, continuing their unusual feud.
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